heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

honne-tatemae:

fuckmestupid:

Call me princess and give me a lot of attention and cuddles, but also choke me and spank me really hard

So this is essentially me in a nutshell

asjdkhflaskdjfhaskldjfhasldjhf there is no interchangeability between subconscious and unconscious sljdhflskadjhflksadjhfsakldjfh 

  • my friend: i don't care who you are, even if johnny depp asked me to call him "daddy" i would not do it
  • me: um well if johnny depp-
  • my friend: okay fine i would call him daddy
  • People run from rain but
    sit
    in bathtubs full of
    water.

    Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

    Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

    (via coolestpriest)

    If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.
    ― Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via larmoyante)

    saddeer:

    zkac:

    what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

    i hate this i hate u 

    She had wanted him, in that first instance, wanted him as simply and unreasoningly as she wanted food to eat, horses to ride and a soft bed on which to lay herself
    ― Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell (via lygophilous)