30/5/12

I was on the elevator and this girl was like “push the motherfucking button nigga, hit that shit nigga. what the fuck, press 3!!” And she said it in a joking manner but I’m thinking “why the fuck is she joking with me, I have no idea who she it. omfg who is she?” 

So I played along with her shit and we were laughing and shit and then she says “damn I can’t with this heat, he never puts on the ac. you know who i’m talking about right?” and I’m like “no, who? sorry I didn’t hear you.” so then she said his name and I was like “oOoH yuss” and then I realized who she was

the end.

29/5/12

The amount of times I get asked if I’m a lesbian is uncanny 

apparently, it’s the way I present myself 

w00oOw

Thanks so much for asking me a question, I really appreciate it a lot that you want my suggestion. But I’m sorry, I really have no clue about this stuff so I think you’d be better off asking an advice blog or s/t. Take care! <3

wuttt

me: *thinking about getting a really hot summer beach bod, eating clean, and working out
me: *hears ice cream man
me: *ninja kicks bedroom door open, runs to sofa cushion for random change, finds cheeto instead, bribes ice cream man with said cheeto, gets ice cream, inhales that shit, returns to tumblr*
me: like oMfg it's rlly not fair, I try so hard to lose weight omfG

27/5/12

omfg i rode a bike today after a long ass time

and idk what happened but i think i lost my virginity to that shit