oh my god im so fucking upset

so i want to take three classes in the summer but i have to break it up into two sessions which is fucking terrible

and in the first session, i have a four hour break 

and in the second i just have one class


holy fuck my summer is going to suck so so so so so sos so soso soooooo much

Late for class yet again

i just measured my tongue and its actually 7.1 inches like thats so crazy 

my tongue is as long as gene simmons and im super proud of that  and i want to tell everyone but then again i dont want to cause people make everything sexual 

if its dead skin, does it count as cannibalism??

i like seeing other users’ tags. like aw this is a special thing to you that you wanna tag and thats so cute 

i hate the summer esp cause you see THOSE people who run and jog on the street like 24/7. i get it, you want to eat organic beets and cows that shit fairy dust, and you want to live forever. BYE 


Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

my goal is to harbor a high class fugitive that pays me seven hundred thousand dollars

so four separate people told me that someone telling me they want to show me their bedroom does not insinuate they have really cool bedsheets they’re dying for me to see 

today was one of the best days ive had 

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly