son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed
Got a second interview for the job holy fuck yes thank god
Wow I’m so ugly I might just tattoo Angelina Jolie’s face on my face and call it a day
#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
Wow my anxiety is coming back this is great
Kerissa… Have you ever been to Mumbai express in USA
